Our topic for today: how to curb the scratching, pinching, clawing, and biting a certain two-year-old boy inflicts on his mother (but not his father). The boy in question bit my thigh unprovoked while I was cleaning up the kitchen this evening. It broke the skin and bruised immediately and hurt A LOT.
I've tried to not react, other than a stern "no thank you." It appears to have ZERO effect.