Congratulations on your
eating disorder commitment to fitness and nutrition! Your daughters are lithe teenagers who are stunning in their skinny jeans, tall boots, and tight shirts that leave little to the imagination. I'm sure many young gentlemen would enjoy "tapping that ass" in the sleeping dorm back at the frat house. Simply charming!
You, on the other hand, with your nearly identical jeggings, tall boots, cropped jacket, and messy ponytail? Are trying too hard. I am embarrassed for you. No one here would ever mistake you for your daughter's sister. Skinny though you are, you look ridiculous. I'm not asking you to abandon all sense of style for mom jeans and SAS shoes, but please? Could you put on a cardigan? Maybe enjoy a cheeseburger or six?